You're the truth, not I

Singer wannabe
Flight attendant in process
Colombian


not punk enough
not pop enough














pineplapple:

turning up at a party with your cool friend

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Reblogged from: goddamngomez via posted by: pineplapple
nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.
Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

nobodyiswatchingus:

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

Reblogged from: adastravici via posted by: nobodyiswatchingus
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(Fuente: eixd)

Reblogged from: dildotho via posted by: eixd
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Fuente: lalulutres)

Reblogged from: goddamngomez via posted by: lalulutres

earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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Reblogged from: phoenix-harlequin-girl via posted by: earthdad
Reblogged from: lulz-time via posted by: niknak79

mybodyismydiary:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

i can’t even do one push up

This was awesome!

(Fuente: sizvideos)

Reblogged from: phoenix-harlequin-girl via posted by: sizvideos

(Fuente: cyberqueer)

Reblogged from: risamiranda via posted by: cyberqueer
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Fuente: shopjeen)

Reblogged from: risamiranda via posted by: shopjeen

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(Fuente: treasure)

Reblogged from: homos-and-kittens via posted by: treasure

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

Reblogged from: wtrbd via posted by: bombing

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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(Fuente: plastic-tit)

Reblogged from: homos-and-kittens via posted by: plastic-tit

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

Reblogged from: alovelystranger via posted by: vvant
theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

(Fuente: humortrain)

Reblogged from: homos-and-kittens via posted by: humortrain

(Fuente: acoustic-stereos)

Reblogged from: kieronsunshine via posted by: acoustic-stereos